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A picture from the
Spores to you, doodled, scanned and (possibly) coloured in whatever playtime I manage to
scrape together during the day...
Just think, every 24 hours or so (or
possibly much, much longer) you'll be
gaining a sliver of enlightenment into the entropic and hypnotic
mysteries of the Spores™. Do you feel the karmic joy? Feel free to
mail
me any comments, suggestions or requests.
fwip fwip fwip™
Kallus
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Daily Spore Entry -
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091(2/2/08)
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A map of Spore Island.
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090(2/2/08)
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The destruction was coming along rather well
until, unfortunately, SteamBot ran out of coal.
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089(1/2/08)
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SPORMS - theys in your testes, manipulatin
yer genetiks...
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088(20/1/08)
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Get orf moi laaand!!
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087(19/1/08)
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Say hello (but don't shake hands) to Bohlok!
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086(16/1/08)
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Brumm Brumm, its the RaaaghCaaar!
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085(04/1/08)
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An eldritch Hello!
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084(02/08/05)
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Verily Fucked.
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083(30/05/05)
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uhh uhh uhh uh uhh
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082(29/05/05)
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NORK!
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081(23/05/05)
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Everything I touch falls apart.
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080(5/02/05)
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Tom Hurple had recently discovered that
pylons were compatible with his limb sockets.
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079(2/02/05)
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Pulling your own finger doesn't work.
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078(30/01/05)
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What it's all about.
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077(24/01/05)
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Infiltration was proceeding as planned...
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076(22/01/05)
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Meet Bill Panbelly...
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075(21/01/05)
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He was still
hidden from the primary entity but the claw knew he was there.
Now only lack of articulation was keeping Tweeg from impending
spiky doom...
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074(20/01/05)
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Time for your haircut.
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073(19/01/05)
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My DNA is broken
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072(3/01/05)
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Would you care for a cupcake?
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071(17/05/04)
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After the war, K1L-U4ll got himself a
respray and a bowler hat and made his fortune in tapdancing.
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070(17/04/04)
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After years of fast food, Ernie Gubbins was
87% double chin.
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069(16/04/04)
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Rizi's ocular systems were perfect for
sniping, but he was a rather crap goalie.
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068(15/04/04)
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Nobby McUntle didn't mind clowns, but he really
disliked people that liked them enough to buy a toy one.
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067(14/04/04)
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Please Ignore This Picture.
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066(02/04/04)
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There's lots of fun to be had with children
and chainsaws.
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065(31/03/04)
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Cthulhu or spikes... A bit like daddy or
chips but with a slightly different outcome...
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064(27/03/04)
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Meet Heather the Pirate Witch, mistress of
Nasal Ninjitsu™
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063(25/03/04)
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The Spores really love playing inside lab
technicians...
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062(24/03/04)
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TOX-32 was not a standard lamp.
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061(19/03/04)
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Rufus had won the Bottle Pull for three
years in a row.
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060(18/03/04)
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Little known fact: decapitated Buddhist
monks make the best light bulbs.
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059(16/03/04)
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Everyone wanted their portrait painted by
Pablo the partially shaved X-ray monkey.
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058(15/03/04)
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Lori Lumpa had often wondered where his
smile got to when the sun went down.
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057(13/03/04)
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It looked like Jimmy had accidentally bought a
can of Mutato Soup again...
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056(2/03/04)
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eyes right!
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055(1/03/04)
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Colin sometimes wished that his antennae
weren't made from lead.
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054(29/02/04)
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Just a quickie. Hovering guy and the
boogiefukka.
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053(28/02/04)
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The three explorers had materialized in a
dark room at the end of a long
corridor. In the distance, they could see a large spherical
creature rushing up to greet them.
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052(27/02/04)
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Without warning, the world's supply of
toilet paper sprouted wings and flew to the moon.
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051(26/02/04)
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Mars had had enough of Sneaky Bob's taunts
and insults and was about to give him a surprise he'd never forget.
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050(25/02/04)
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The journey through fractal space had taken
centuries, but they had finally found the Biggest Fish.
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049(24/02/04)
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Frondelle just loved skipping.
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048(23/02/04)
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Nurkon was not a great fan of the egg and
spoon race.
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047(22/02/04)
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The fish had come to say hello.
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046(21/02/04)
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Gazing at the doctor, you realised that he
was almost entirely constructed from parts he'd removed from patients in
surgery. You were beginning to feel rather uneasy about the kidney
shaped hole in his forehead.
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045(20/02/04)
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Wisely, the Spores had developed a martial
art specifically targeted at eliminating vending machines.
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044(19/02/04)
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The world was a rather different place
after the flowers discovered handguns.
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043(18/02/04)
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Finally, the fruit was ripe. Drooling
slightly, Molah begn to peel off the skin.
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042(17/02/04)
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Gakalaki was a crack shot with the flea gun.
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041(16/02/04)
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wandering through the wastes
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040(15/02/04)
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Eleanor loved playing with her My Little
Zombies.
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039(14/02/04)
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Strummin' Steve had unwittingly
grabbed the emperor by the throat, and was now plucking away determinedly at
the
royal genitals.
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038(13/02/04)
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Zombispore suddenly remembered he was
vegetarian.
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037(12/02/04)
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Thanks to months of covert infiltration, Tim
Henman was about to get an unpleasant surprise.
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036(11/02/04)
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Kallus began to feel that the Spores may
possibly be affecting him somehow.
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035(10/02/04)
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The Nightmare Lord Kssthakhakk was rather
cranky this morning as during his slumber, astronauts had landed on his
head and claimed him in the name of Wales.
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034(9/02/04)
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The High Priest's previous experience as an
avant-garde fashion designer was a great help when it came to making his
ritual masks.
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033(8/02/04)
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The cotton buds wouldn't escape Grenit
again.
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032(7/02/04)
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The label on the torso chunk read "one
size fits all." Unfortunately for Wumpa, fashion designers are
rather fickle buggers...
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031(6/02/04)
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After two weeks of the staring contest, the
goldfish had performed a cunning flip, and now Grune was beginning to
feel the strain.
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030(5/02/04)
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He was the Overlord of Despair, Master
of the Screaming Horde, Conquerer of eighteen
Realms. Few knew that he was half stunt kite.
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029(4/02/04)
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The Evil Spaceman poses triumphantly
with a Secret Banana™
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028(3/02/04)
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Thanks to the Spores, the world was now a
safer place for soup.
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027(2/02/04)
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A stolen moon you say, officer?
Sorry, I've not seen anything like
that round here...
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026(1/02/04)
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The clouds were taking over.
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025(29/01/04)
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With no piano tuners available, you decided
to call the organ tuner. Now that he
was inside your house, you were beginning to wonder if
it had been such a good idea...
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024(28/01/04)
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After a little too much SporeJuice, Niblet
was glad his friends were there to
help prevent his improbable grin from
carrying him into orbit.
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023
(27/01/04)
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The Voodoo Spore watched intently as
the initiate began his final test. If
he could manage to lick his elbow then the
Spores would have a new high priest.
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022
(26/01/04)
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"Promotion," they said. "Supreme
Guardian of the Flying Eyeball," they said. ...bastards.
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021
(25/01/04)
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After the Randomspores had infiltrated the
government, the new legislation
decreed that all roadways would be have
swaying goths nailed to them at regular intervals.
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020
(24/01/04)
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The blind date seemed to be going well, but
all too soon the conversation would turn to the question of who would be
devouring who's carcass after they left the building.
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019
(23/01/04)
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The fungal space program was badly set back
when their first astronaut was lightly fried in butter during his EVA.
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018
(22/01/04)
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Fwipper was always a little worried when
tiny, insane versions of himself
forced their way out of his exhaust vents.
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017
(21/01/04)
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They were warping his mind and body, but he
no longer cared. Nurgy Jim needed another tellyberry.
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016
(20/01/04)
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It was their fiftieth First Contact with an
alien race. To celebrate, they were
going to do things a little
differently this time.
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015
(19/01/04)
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It had happened again, Norbert Pogball had
gone full circle. His body was missing and his head was back inside the
Prozac bottle.
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014
(18/01/04)
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After years of genetic manipulation,
Professor Numti had finally managed to evolve away his hip and knee
joints. After several days of near immobility, he was having a few
regrets.
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013
(17/01/04)
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You can never be too careful
with bananas.
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012
(16/01/04)
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For a few brief moments you
feel rather priviliged to have shelled the peas of doom.
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011
(15/01/04)
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"I've come for the
jam."
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010
(14/01/04)
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What made it stranger was
that somewhere out there was an explosion with a full head of hair.
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009
(13/01/04)
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Bobi Nodule was delighted
with his new abdominal doorway.
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008
(12/01/04)
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On leave from
interdimensional conquest, Polyp relaxed by climbing the monstrous
mammary mounds of Nipplex 44D.
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007
(12/01/04)
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Rigglepop never really
enjoyed playing 'alien' with his toy hippo.
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006
(11/01/04)
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Nugit finally discovered the
cause of his strange headaches.
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005
(10/01/04)
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Nub-Nub was proud of his magic ring. He had
carved it himself from a discarded muffin and it could increase his
perspiration rate by seven hundred percent.
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004
(09/01/04)
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Under
laboratory conditions, Frindol proved that humanity could save around
seven thousand inhabitants when faced with world destruction.
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003
(08/01/04)
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It looked dead, but Goki was
taking no chances.
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002
(07/01/04)
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Once again, Norris awoke to find his hands
had been replaced with plastic clouds.
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001
(06/01/04)
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Vomi Mechspore Jr loved to
climb the mountains in order to pop the wild Cutebubbles.
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