Fwip™ - The entropic Sporesound of me (Kallus SporeHead) and my Unique Cranial Rotors™, sending me coursing through the Spores™, the Fronds™ and around the Rifts™ found through the interdimensional portal located within my teeth.

FWIP - The progressive, and addictively dangerous Liquid Sporesound generated by my Unique frond-powered Cranial Rotors™ as they send me coursing through the clouds, the galaxies, the dimensions of the Spores and Beyond™.

Slightly chewy and releases an electric tingle upon stimulation.

FWIP has generally been heard in threes; ie. 'Fwip Fwip Fwip...' but also appears in many more incarnations. Sometimes it is disguised as an entirely different word, and yet the effect on the psyche of the observer remains the same. An enjoyable toy, a dangerous and deadly weapon, one of the Many Keys To Tao, an aid in Inter-Riftular Wars, FWIP is an invaluable tool for personal development.

The Cranial Rotors that accompany FWIP are unique, as was mentioned, so every instance of FWIP comes from the same source. If there is a FWIP near you then me and my Rotors are coursing by close to you. Slightly out of reach due to time dilation effects, spiritual shifts and the Holy Spores. The Rotors are passed on to the Worthy upon the physical death of the Owner (in this case, Me), but after passing on the gift, the ex-Fwipper is blessed with a permanent spiritual FWIP mechanism, aiding the path to the truth, speeding all hot drink making, and on and on...

To conclude: FWIP is a sound, a notion, a Pathway, an Esoteric Entropic Ability, a byproduct of Cranial Fwippage, a gift, a word, an accompanying aura, and so much more.

To conclude: conclusion is inconclusive.

To Conclude: The End.

We hope this InfoSpore has brought you well-being. The itching should cease within 48 hours.



Thank You For Your Overpopulation.

You Have Been Charged For This Service.

*Spore Release*

fwip fwip fwip...

(fwip fwipped fwipping fwips fwipper fwippage fwipular fwipularity fwipulant fwipulance)

fwip on.