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Mail Kallus To Contact The SporefishEntropic Wisdom from the Frondulant Depths...

Right, this is the place to come if you want your questions REALLY answered.

For, by utilizing my Oral Dimensional Rift (the secret portal to other planes nestling in the hole where one of my teeth used to dwell, before it was destroyed in a tragic silicon based molar crushing disaster - causing varying quantities of pain and an unexpected bonus interdimensional transit system - Thanks Very Much, Muller Yogurts), I am able to contact the Fabled SporeFish™ and tap the prowess of their near-divine psychic abilities in order to retrieve vast quantities of rather splendid information bubbles.  These bubbles can be honed, using several esoteric techniques, until they are suitable vessels to hold a Question inside.

Ask Any Question  - They Shall Reply

Once released, with a moist and quivering Question pulsing within its alien swirls, the bubble instinctively returns to the SporeFish that spawned him/her, where it rejoins the Fronds once more.

The SporeFish then are compelled to discuss the contained Question and to divulge Secret Knowledge, which can be captured once more in an Infobubble and sent back through the Rift into our plane, where the resulting  image plate can be deciphered and displayed.

All answers will be displayed on this page, just as soon as the returning Infobubble bursts its databanks.

 

This is it!

Your chance to ask that one question that has been corroding your cranium, devouring your dorsal fins and perplexing your penguins.

 

Don't be shy - Ask The SporeFish today!

name:  


e-mail:
 

write stuff here:

 

You can also reach the Spores here:

 sonicfish AT btinternet DOT com

Here are the Answers... Heed The Wisdom.

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an enquiry on the boundaries of the universe...

 

 

 

 

 

an enquiry about 2002s winter fashion predictions...

 

 

 

 

 

Do they know the way to San Jose?

 

     
 

On whether the machine was ready and if change was available.

 
     
  On how many roads a man must walk down before he's called a man.

 
     
  On how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 
     
 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

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